Launchitis 

Fear that one will not be able to get a new gadget on it's launch date. User will research all day to find out when a particular item is going to launch, go to secret meetings and email all of his friends to get even more info and has to be the first to have said gadget.

HTC Magic due to launch soon - gotta have it. iPhone v4? set to launch in June 2009 (so I've read anyway) - gotta have it. It's got a new shiny chrome button. This all leads to Launchitis. Look for bloodshot eyes, crampt mouse hands, nervousness, darting eyes, fast breathing.

Launchitis by haldous2 March 9, 2009

Raunchitis 

The state of having a sore throat due to performing too much oral sex on the previous day and/or night.

Damn girl, you're holding back alot more than is healthy, I think it's fair to diagnose you with raunchitis.

Raunchitis by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020

laughitis 

This is the common happening of someone laughing loudly and exuberantly (in other words scandelously) for a LONG period of time (without the use of laughing gas) when neither the person laughing or the observer(s) know what caused the laughing in the first place.

Person1)
He's been laughing for like 5 minutes .

Person2)
yep worse case of laughitis i've ever seen.

laughitis by bronte91 February 14, 2009

Lunchitis 

Feeling lazy, tired, sleepy after eating lunch. Or, not wanting to do any work after coming back to work from lunch break.

Coming back to work from lunch, Kyra had a bad case of lunchitis as she found it very difficult to motivate herself to do any work at all. Her and her colleagues ended up just shooting the shit instead.

Lunchitis by trd528 September 19, 2011

Lanceitis 

A disease that makes everything hurt, ultimately making you have scoliosis and cerebral palsy.

Person 1: Oh my back hurts
Person 2: You must have a case of Lanceitis
Person 1: True, I also have a feeling I might become paralyzed
Person 2: Yep, definitely Lanceitis.

Lanceitis by Drè March 9, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008