Launchitis

Fear that one will not be able to get a new gadget on it's launch date. User will research all day to find out when a particular item is going to launch, go to secret meetings and email all of his friends to get even more info and has to be the first to have said gadget.

HTC Magic due to launch soon - gotta have it. iPhone v4? set to launch in June 2009 (so I've read anyway) - gotta have it. It's got a new shiny chrome button. This all leads to Launchitis. Look for bloodshot eyes, crampt mouse hands, nervousness, darting eyes, fast breathing.

by haldous2 March 9, 2009

Raunchitis

The state of having a sore throat due to performing too much oral sex on the previous day and/or night.

Damn girl, you're holding back alot more than is healthy, I think it's fair to diagnose you with raunchitis.

by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020

laughitis

This is the common happening of someone laughing loudly and exuberantly (in other words scandelously) for a LONG period of time (without the use of laughing gas) when neither the person laughing or the observer(s) know what caused the laughing in the first place.

Person1)
He's been laughing for like 5 minutes .

Person2)
yep worse case of laughitis i've ever seen.

by bronte91 February 14, 2009

Lunchitis

Feeling lazy, tired, sleepy after eating lunch. Or, not wanting to do any work after coming back to work from lunch break.

Coming back to work from lunch, Kyra had a bad case of lunchitis as she found it very difficult to motivate herself to do any work at all. Her and her colleagues ended up just shooting the shit instead.

by trd528 September 19, 2011

Lanceitis

A disease that makes everything hurt, ultimately making you have scoliosis and cerebral palsy.

Person 1: Oh my back hurts
Person 2: You must have a case of Lanceitis
Person 1: True, I also have a feeling I might become paralyzed
Person 2: Yep, definitely Lanceitis.

by Drè March 9, 2024