Lanceitis 

A disease that makes everything hurt, ultimately making you have scoliosis and cerebral palsy.

Person 1: Oh my back hurts
Person 2: You must have a case of Lanceitis
Person 1: True, I also have a feeling I might become paralyzed
Person 2: Yep, definitely Lanceitis.

Lanceitis by Drè March 9, 2024

Lameitis 

Swelling of the lameness of a person.

Catharine was being exceptionally lame this week. She must be suffering from Lameitis. How lame...

Lameitis by BOOMshaa December 9, 2008

lancerisbetterthanyou 

Lancerisbetterthanyou is an amazing tiktoker who you should go and follow

“Have you followed lancerisbetterthanyou on tiktok yet?” “No, I havnt.” You should go do it right now!”

lancerisbetterthanyou by AlphaShinyEevee May 24, 2022

lancerisbetterthanyou 

Literally the coolest person ever! And his username states facts 💪 ngl one of the best people out there

Hey have you heard that lancerisbetterthanyou opened a discord server? It's really awesome!
Yeah i heard! I think I'll join too!

lancerisbetterthanyou by Rawwwrrrrrr x3 May 24, 2022

Lunchitis 

Feeling lazy, tired, sleepy after eating lunch. Or, not wanting to do any work after coming back to work from lunch break.

Coming back to work from lunch, Kyra had a bad case of lunchitis as she found it very difficult to motivate herself to do any work at all. Her and her colleagues ended up just shooting the shit instead.

Lunchitis by trd528 September 19, 2011

Launchitis 

Fear that one will not be able to get a new gadget on it's launch date. User will research all day to find out when a particular item is going to launch, go to secret meetings and email all of his friends to get even more info and has to be the first to have said gadget.

HTC Magic due to launch soon - gotta have it. iPhone v4? set to launch in June 2009 (so I've read anyway) - gotta have it. It's got a new shiny chrome button. This all leads to Launchitis. Look for bloodshot eyes, crampt mouse hands, nervousness, darting eyes, fast breathing.

Launchitis by haldous2 March 9, 2009

Lankitis 

a common disease, only found in lanky people. symptons tend to include, extremely long arms, legs, hands, feet..... ok you get the point there Fucking HUGE

"yo P" "yo TAREASE wat?" "look dat tall Mofo" "oh SHIT" "dat fool must suffer from Lankitis"

Lankitis by Lankitis321123 October 17, 2009