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lustache 

a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.
I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.
lustache by Mad as the hatter November 17, 2007
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lustaken 

Adj. Mistakenly attributing lustful feelings in another where none exist, or

Thinking someone has no lustful feelings for a friend, when they do.

It can be used to describe the suspicion a spouse has when their partner has 'a genuine friend with whom they share no romantic feelings' but the spouse thinks they are lovers. The spouse is 'lustaken'.

It could also describe a misunderstanding between friends when one thinks they share romantic feelings and one person has none.
"Honey, you're lustaken, we are just friends."

"He looked at me like he wanted to kiss me, but he never did. I must be lustaken."

"I didn't realize she was into me. I was lustaken. We made out for hours!"

"We've been good friends for years; I think of him like a brother. If he doesn't understand that, then he is lustaken."
lustaken by Zaphid Beeblebrox July 31, 2014

lustarded 

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.
Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.
lustarded by Crambo January 24, 2008
Lustang is a Mustang that the owner thinks everyone is envious over. They lust over something that they can’t have. The car is usually vinyl wrapped with skulls and ghosts.
Everyone tries to race the Lustang but fail miserably (Everyone knows that buddy.)
Verb: Having a great passion exceeding lusting of, uncontrolled passion, illicit or uncontrolled desire.
The criminal had an intense lustation, lascivious in nature for petty theft.
lustation by Sanoc10 September 23, 2012

Lustache 

A lady who has a mustache, but can never be fully grown out to the status of a man. Strictly pertains to individuals with vaginas. Often proud and has no shame for having one.
"Dude guys...check out my lustache...it makes me sick as fuck and chill" -lana

"Yea lady, you sure are still beautiful with one" -fuckboy
Lustache by $tellularVagiGanja July 10, 2017