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lumpaloid 

one who has excessive fat that causes someone to look like they are made of lumps.
no one wants to see a lumpaloid, especially at the gym.
lumpaloid by awesomeaw February 7, 2006

lumpaloticus 

A person whom is so morbidly obese they have rolls of fat laying over other rolls almost as if they are lumpy.
The lumpaloticus had beached itself at the arby's.

lumptatious 

when you ask someone to do something and they say no, they’re being lumptatious
you: hey can i borrow something
them:no
you: you’re being lumptatious
lumptatious by xyrupi October 9, 2021

Scrumpa-Lumpalis 

The word Scrumpa-Lumpalis was created in 1999 by Kenney Deome. Kenney needed a new word to describe his frustration, and so "Scrumpa-Lumpalis" was born into this world.

1) Absurd, or ridiculous.
2) Doesnt make sense.
This Orange is Five dollars? That's Scrumpa-Lumpalis!
Scrumpa-Lumpalis by Kenney January 11, 2005

lumpaloticus 

A person whom is so morbidly obese they have rolls of fat laying over other rolls almost as if they are lumpy.
The lumpaloticus had beached itself at the arby's.

lumptatious 

if you ask someone to do something and they say no , they’re being lumptatious
you:can i borrow something
them:no
you: you’re being lumptatious
lumptatious by xyrupi October 9, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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