A lumpter is a strange creature found in the baglands of Scotland. It runs about with no real aim and has short stumpy legs. It has a smiley face when it is not shouting its mouth off or having a wobbly. Do not go near them as they are exceedingly dangerous. BEWARE OF THE LUMPTER
A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.
Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.
A more formidable form of lemon furniture cleaner used by E&M Commercial Maintenance.
Commonly mistaken for the vastly inferior Lemon Pledge....
Brian: Why the F*** do you keep using Lemon Luster?
Matt: You do not pay enough for me to afford Lemon Pledge, and stop referring to me as a maid from family guy.
Brian: No... no.. no... More Lemon Pledge...
Matt: I fucking hate you.... You know that right?
Brian: Lemon Pledge?