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lumpuckeroo 

a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.
Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!
lumpuckeroo by JrzyBtch22k April 24, 2008

lumpuck of the tarhole 

A wet,irritating condition of and around the cornshoot and taint,a condition usually remedied by a cooks best friend,CORNSTARCH!
see Swamp Ass
Gino's walk today totally showed signs of a massive case of lumpuck of the tarhole!

lumpuckeroo 

Apparently a noxious side effect of eating dandelion greens.
Edible dandelion greens? My lawn alone could feed a family of 4 for a wk! Although... not sure they wouldn't have a case of Lumpuckeroo after all that.
lumpuckeroo by cherbot March 9, 2011

Galloping Lumpuckeroo 

Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.
After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.

lumpuckeroo 

an unidentified disease you get from kissing.
You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo.
lumpuckeroo by eurlgurl January 17, 2008

Lumpuckaroo 

1. An adjective meaning the best of all possible choices for the specific noun.
2. A word used to mean feeling under the weather, or to describe general illness.
1. "Oh kiddo, I have the Lumpuckaroo of coolers"
2. "I'm feeling a bit lumpuckaroo today" or "I think i've caught the lumpuckaroo"
Lumpuckaroo by La Reine Canard August 4, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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