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Lumpuckaroo 

1. An adjective meaning the best of all possible choices for the specific noun.
2. A word used to mean feeling under the weather, or to describe general illness.
1. "Oh kiddo, I have the Lumpuckaroo of coolers"
2. "I'm feeling a bit lumpuckaroo today" or "I think i've caught the lumpuckaroo"

Lumpuckaroo by La Reine Canard August 4, 2008
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lumpuckeroo 

a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.
Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!
lumpuckeroo by JrzyBtch22k April 24, 2008

lumpuckeroo 

Apparently a noxious side effect of eating dandelion greens.
Edible dandelion greens? My lawn alone could feed a family of 4 for a wk! Although... not sure they wouldn't have a case of Lumpuckeroo after all that.
lumpuckeroo by cherbot March 9, 2011

Galloping Lumpuckeroo 

Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.
After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.

lumpuckeroo 

an unidentified disease you get from kissing.
You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo.
lumpuckeroo by eurlgurl January 17, 2008

lumpuckeroo 

A term used a few decades ago by an imaginative and creative brother to describe a suspicious skin rash.
Upon observing his brother's rash, he told him that he had lumpuckeroo.
lumpuckeroo by lekmap April 17, 2005

lumpuckerooy 

The wrinkles on the pads of fingures after being in water too long.
I've got lumpuckerooy from swimming too long!
lumpuckerooy by Scdoo72 October 7, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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