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Luis Rivera 

Luis, the perfect boyfriend, the perfect person you’ll ever meet, the most amazing smile that can make anyone happy, the most mesmerizing eyes, someone that you can fall in love with 🥺. Someone that you’ll never get tired of, someone who will never judge you no matter what you do, someone that treats you like you’re the most important person in the world, someone that isn’t easy to find, someone who never makes you feel embarrassed, someone that’s really goofy and funny, someone that makes you smile everyday, someone who makes you feel like you actually have a purpose in living, someone that makes your day with a simple text, and someone that means everything to me and always will. Luis you’re someone that I look forward to spending the rest of my life with, someone that I can’t wait to get matching motorcycles with even though I’m kinda scared, someone that is caring, someone who is a dream bf, any girl could wish for but too bad because you’re only mine🥺❤️.
Someone that cuddles with his doggie, someone that i can’t imagine losing, someone that hugs his little bear (lil billy), someone that I love with ALL MY HEART, someone that I am so glad I met, someone that I would do ANYTHING FOR! Someone that makes you smile by just thinking of him, someone that you get butterflies from by just a simple text, someone who I wish I could give the world too, someone who’s going to be an amazing dad some day, my future husband and the dad of my kids, someone who changed for me, someone who supports me and my decisions, someone I want to lay next to and give a million kisses to, someone who keeps their promises, someone who listens to me, someone’s who willing to change for me, someone who I talk abt with my friends and my mom, someone that actually knows how to treat me, someone that’s really overprotective, someone who I can’t wait to grow old with, someone that doesn’t ask to see my body, someone that doesn’t make me uncomfortable, someone I could trust at my best and at my worst, you’re someone who I will never in my life stop loving. I love you!! Luis Rivera

Luis ricci Cohen 

A small furry Mexican that enjoys being pounded by sweaty large men
Dude I just walked past a real luis ricci Cohen he smelt like Zach
Luis ricci Cohen by Fopalton April 8, 2016

Luis Rodriguez 

Luis Rodriguez is the sweetest and most handsome man ever, You will never meet any man like him. He is so cute and caring, and hes actually funny surprisingly. Luis Rodriguez is the love of my life, too bad he isnt yours. Cause he is amazing he makes me so happy. I feel bad for the dumb bitches that dont get to have him, but i dont cause hes mine. So choke on your tears Bitch. Luis Rodriguez is so sexy, everything about him is sexy. His hair is perfect, His body is sexy. He has pretty brown eyes i could look at for hours, And his lips look like they want my 🐱 on them or whatever. and he has the cutest face ever. Like how can someone be so sexy and cute at the same time. Hes so perfect, Im every way there is. I could talk about him for hours, i love looking at his pictures when im upset or just want to see him. Seeing his face makes my day so much better. i want to give him kisses all over his face til hes yelling at me to stop, He also has a very big dick and a fat juicy ass. But im not gonna get into that right now lol
i ❤️ Luis rodriguez .
Luis Rodriguez by iloveeluis May 2, 2022

San Luis Rio Colorado 

The place behind the gates of Hell, although the temperature is hotter than hell itself. Also a renowned shantytown with entitled motherfuckers who have no future. The only options are to stay and die or to move away and live to the extent of what is the real world.
Maricon: Ayy wei! Vamonos a chingar a San Luis Rio Colorado!
Mariela: Estas pendejo?? Ese lugar es un agujero de mierda, vete a la fregada, cabrón!

Luis Rodrigez

A think he knows it all.. that got his ass kicked and called the cops when he got beat tf up
Wow...does anybody wanna be Luis Rodrigez?

*crickets*
Didn’t think so

Luis Rodrigez

A trevose gay midget who thinks he knows it all.. but really doesn’t. He is definitely just mad because he got his ass kicked and so he pulled a pussy move and pulled and knife and called the cops on himself
“Wow..does anyone want to actually be like Luis Rodrigez??”
*crickets*
“Thought so”
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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