a uruguayan football player who used his hands to stop a goal in the World Cup quarterfinals against ghana. uruguay ended up winning the match on penalties. a hero to some, villain to others, but he's still top quality regardless of ethics. he plays his club football for ajax in holland.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

An extremely rare animal cross breed of a Great White Shark, Rabbit and Vampire Overlord, who happens to play Football. It is advised that he be approached with extreme caution as he has been known to bite and racially abuse on lookers.

A Luis Suarez is a massively feared animal with buck teeth so sharp it could puncture a tyre with the tiniest of touchest. It will bite if approached.