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The fandom name for the relationship between Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy from J.K. Rowling's popular Harry Potter series. The two are the parents of Harry's rival Draco Malfoy. Rowling has stated in interviews and shown in the text that the two have an affectionate and loving relationship.
Lucissa is my favorite Harry Potter couple. Lucius and Narcissa are so in love!
Lucissa by iLuvJohnny August 4, 2016
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San Luis Valley 

A valley in Southern Colorado known for its dank weed, farming, gang activity, and alien sightings. also known as the Fertile Crescent.
The San Luis Valley is a trippy place, man. Aliens coming to get their cannabis, drug lords running rampant--it's nuts.

Why are you so high? It's that San Luis Valley weed, bro.

These farmers are gettin highAF off their own supply!
San Luis Valley by Kensco7 November 6, 2018
She is an incredibly intelligent and beautiful girl with whom you are able to talk for hours. She will always try to understand your point of view and try to find a solution to your problems. When you're lucky to have a Luise as a friend, you should be aware of your amazing relationship and do not lose it because it is highly questionable whether or not you will ever find such a good human being again.
She was a total Luise, we talked for hours.
Luise by Nacon2 February 13, 2017

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
she is a strong female she stops at nothing to just be happy she doesn't ask for alot she just wants to find love she doesn't care about looks or riches she fights for those who cant and those who are afraid to she has always stood up for what is right and kept going even when deep down inside she was falling apart she smiled and help the other people around her that were hurting she would put anyone and everyone above herself she's truly amazing and a true hero that hides her feelings and her hurt and keeps going at all cost hoping that one day she'll find her happily ever after.
luisa cried silently in her room then looked in the mirror and told herself "it'll be okay and i'll be happy some day but until that day i have to keep smiling and fighting for it." she wiped her eyes faced her makeup and left the mirror and tears behind
luisa by buhif June 8, 2019

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? 

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.
Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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