Lownsbury

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Pronunciation: /lowns-berry/

1: a person or thing that loses especially consistently
2: a person who is incompetent or unable to succeed; also : something doomed to fail or disappoint
3: a person who fails constantly

Yo that guy is such a lownsbury!
Let get out of here. This place is full of lownsberrys.

Lownsbury by MrMan99 May 10, 2008

Words you can keep

lansbury

A confused kid that can't decide what social cliché they want to fit into so they decide they'll try them all, all at once, with little succes.
A group whore.

Emo kid: What do you on the weekends? I cut myself cause I'm so depressed by my perfect life.
Lansbury kid: I play Rugby in the A's...
Emo kid: You big fag jock.

Corn fed kid: I like Nickelback. What do you listem to?
Lansbury kid: My favourite song is Cute Without the E by Taking Back Sunday.
Corn fed kid: You Emo fag.

Nerd: My life revolves around WOW.
Lansbury kid: Real cool. *sarcasm*
Nerd: WTF? I'll ROFL pone you!

lansbury by footy 123 August 31, 2006

Angela Lansbury face

When young girls and women have the facial features of elderly ladies yet without wrinkles, gray hair or sagging skin, thereby guaranteeing they will look exactly the same for 75 years. Angela Lansbury is from the series Murder, She Wrote. They usually have wide eyes, large cheeks and look like your grandmother.

"Maggie Gyllenhaal is only 32?? She totally has an Angela Lansbury face."

Angela Lansbury face by mars1932 December 17, 2009

Going all Angela Lansbury

To investigate someone's sexual background, face to face asking them questions.

Scott: Have you had sex with Hunter, or Pete, or John, or...
Vanessa: Stop it! Why you going all Angela Lansbury on my ass!?

Going all Angela Lansbury by Aris da big guy December 26, 2007

Angela Lansbury

To prematurely ejaculate

Michael and Ashley were fucking and he Angela Lansbury'd her.

Ashley: Did you fucking cum already?!?

Michael:Yeah, call me Angela Lansbury cause that's all she wrote

Angela Lansbury by BoozeDontLose May 26, 2016

lansbury

To suck dick but with a British accent.

"Man, you need to get with one of the British exchange students, you haven't lived 'til you've been lansburied by a rugby player."

"Oy bruv, omma gev yah a lansbury if yah git yah arse ovah here roite kwick!"

lansbury by Warrior For Willam January 31, 2017

luke lounsbary

Some dumbfuck that likes a white ass bitch

man that kid is such a luke lounsbary

luke lounsbary by dicknipplecock July 20, 2016

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026