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laskowski 

A guy with a really big penis.
(Two girls talking) yeah I heard he is a Laskowski.
laskowski by Jjrrll January 20, 2017
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Losko • loskou • loko • Liskook • Lesko • loski • Lasko • Loko Bombs • Lokote • Lookout Mountain

LosPollosTV

The 4’8” massive who gained fame from the Twitch streaming community. Most known for his bizarre bromance for rapper Drake and basketball player LeBron James. Appears to have no sense of urgency as he regularly tweet’s,” stream in 5,” only to fall asleep and fire up 3 hours later, or the next day. His supporters are still waiting for a 2 year delayed documentary as he preaches,“ 6 pack by summer,” for 3 consectutive summers.
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: Fuck you fat ass bitch
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!

LosPollosTV: “Fuck you fat ass bitch”... literally every stream I fire up just to entertain you guys and I get insulted constantly. No one streams just to get constantly attacked bro. I’m out dude.
LosPollosTV by DiamondPull November 22, 2018

lospollostv

Twitch.tv streamer who plays NBA 2k games and spends large sums of money on virtual cards only to lose many of the matchups he plays in. On top of losing many games, his constant "welching" has earned him a bad reputation within the twitch community. In real life, Louis (4 ft 11 3/4 inches) spends much of his day sleeping and "going to the gym."
Trey: yO, do you think Lospollostv will stream tonight?
Nick: No, that tater tit, melon head, greasy, obeej meej with a small purple pickle is going to welch us again.

Joey: OpieOP My height is 4'11" OpieOP in this chat I weigh the most OpieOP you guessed it right OpieOP my name is Los OpieOP
lospollostv by NIDWIW 😂🤘 March 18, 2017

lospollostv

Very small overweight streamer who welches his stream and thinks drake is the next 2pac
Bobbysack: Lospollostv is a very fat man
Los: BLOCKED
lospollostv by Cucucillutsplau March 19, 2017

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos 

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."
Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!
specimen of the greatest country in the world, the Netherlands. Absolute legend. Judge over cheese, Lord of the Brendas, Master of Creep Spread. All SC2 bows to his will
Bro you watch the latest lowko cast
omg a fake cannon rush we gotta try it
lowko by TimelordWizardhalblood March 24, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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