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Losermoto 

Losermoto is the definition of L and loser. Calling someone a Losermoto is one of the worst insults ever, and could even possibly kill a person. Calling someone a Losermoto probably also means they like Arabic woman too.
Josh your such a Losermoto smh
Losermoto by MysthiccSama May 27, 2022
Words you can keep

Loserpool 

A football club that never wins anything. Legend has it that they used to be called the Liverpool Foosball Club or something along those lines.
Dude1: Liverpool Fc is the greatest club in the history of not just Earth, but also Mars! They won the galactic Champions league a billion times in the 80s! YNWA!! NEXT YEAR WILL BE OUR YEAR!!
Dude2: Shut the fuck up you Loserpool fan. You'll never win anything.
Loserpool by Chooeysooares August 10, 2017

LoserBator 

A LoserBator is a guy who has no friends, no job, no hobbies and lives in his parents basement and does nothing but Masturbate his Loser weiner from the time he wakes up till he goes back to sleep. Also known as a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator.
Joe: Hey Tony, How long you been a LoserBator?

Tony: Oh, since I got fired 10 years ago.

Joe: How much time do you spend jacking off?

Tony: Ummm, around 10 hours a day.

Joe: WTF! Wow Tony You Are a LOSER! Good Job Bro!
LoserBator by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

losermobile 

A van/car with a multitude of physical and/or mechanical problems.

The exterior contains primer spots, a faded paint job, multiple paint colors on the body, dents, the engine sounds bad, there are missing/rusted body parts, a smoking exhaust system, and chips/cracks in the windshield. On a hot day, one can easily spot a losermobile as the windows will be rolled down due to the broken A/C.

Occasionally you will see a losermobile with a missing window. In its place is usually cardboard and/or duct tape. The bumpers are held on with tape and red tape is used in place of the rear lights. This is also known as the Patch Adams Car.

A losermobile is typically drive by someone who is considered a loser; one who has climbed down the social ladder.
1. That Geo Metro is a total losermobile. It has a white body and black doors, its rear lights are red duct tape, its passenger window is made out cardboard, and both the side view mirrors are missing.
2. I bet the rims on that losermobile cost more than the actual car!
losermobile by tcufrog08 April 10, 2008

LaserMoose 

An etremely rare creature which has been found is some remotre jungles of Colombia and southwestern Peru. This freak of nature is a standard moose with deadly laser sight capabilites. Precision guided and effective at very long ranges, the LaserMoose targets its prey from up to 8 miles away and charges it at speeds ranging anywhere from 80-120 miles an hour. The LaserMoose is extremely deadly and venemous, and should be treated with extreme caution. While the LMAC (LaserMoose Activist Club) may tell you otherwise, the LaserMoose is one of the ten most deadly creatures in the world. May God help any one who crosses paths with the LaserMoose!
"Sir, a LaserMoose is in the distance!"
"God help us boy! Take cover!!"
CRasH! BlasT!
Silence....
LaserMoose by Philbert December 13, 2004

Losernoob 

Amazing insult that nobody can take seriously
Guys I can’t get sleep help

Haha losernoob I’ve been sleeping for 18 hours
Losernoob by Titanic Bee June 6, 2019

loserbot 

an extremely attractive discord bot that belongs to @scoobywizard, they are a femboy and the hottest thing in the world
God, loserbot is so hot.
loserbot by scoobywizard January 7, 2021
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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