LaserMoose 

An etremely rare creature which has been found is some remotre jungles of Colombia and southwestern Peru. This freak of nature is a standard moose with deadly laser sight capabilites. Precision guided and effective at very long ranges, the LaserMoose targets its prey from up to 8 miles away and charges it at speeds ranging anywhere from 80-120 miles an hour. The LaserMoose is extremely deadly and venemous, and should be treated with extreme caution. While the LMAC (LaserMoose Activist Club) may tell you otherwise, the LaserMoose is one of the ten most deadly creatures in the world. May God help any one who crosses paths with the LaserMoose!

"Sir, a LaserMoose is in the distance!"
"God help us boy! Take cover!!"
CRasH! BlasT!
Silence....

LaserMoose by Philbert December 13, 2004

larmoose 

The Indianapolis proper definition for the mullet.

You wanna shoot paint balls at some hotdog stands near the speedway? No, okay lets go laugh at that larmoose.

larmoose by 10-90 May 23, 2003

Larmoose 

A false and ficticious name for the always classic mullet. This term was created one evening between two college room-mates /soul-mates if you prefer, over a bottle of Boone's Farm and during commerical breaks for the television show "Small Wonder." Larmoose was a term created to brainwash unsuspecting farm boys who simply didn't know any better than to trust the big butt and a smile.

Hey Tiki, you see that farm boy over there? He looks so sweet and innocent, I think he's new in town. Bet you a bottle of Boone's Farm that he'll soon be a believer in the Larmoose! Lets do it later girl, Punky Brewster's on!

Larmoose by The Farm boy May 16, 2010