Southern confederates: We need slaves to pick our cotton!
Abraham Lincoln: Go change your tampon! Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal...
Abraham Lincoln: Go change your tampon! Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal...
by tcufrog08 April 17, 2008
A brass instrument from the Renaissance and Baroque Eras; an the ancestor of the modern trombone.
Sackbuts (renaissance/baroque trombones) are often described as being generally quieter, having a more mellow tone and wider pallette of articulations than the modern trombone.
Sackbuts (renaissance/baroque trombones) are often described as being generally quieter, having a more mellow tone and wider pallette of articulations than the modern trombone.
by tcufrog08 March 31, 2008
A haircut is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair. This is different than the trimming of one's hair, which is by definition, trimming off the split ends.
by tcufrog08 July 20, 2008
Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).
Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)
Later...
Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.
*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)
Later...
Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.
*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008
Alex: Damn, that chick is smokin' hot!
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.
by tcufrog08 April 15, 2008
Dude #1: My girlfriend's period was a week late. I was freaking out!!!
Dude #2: Better late than never...
Dude #1: Yeah, no kidding!
Dude #2: Better late than never...
Dude #1: Yeah, no kidding!
by tcufrog08 July 23, 2008
A van/car with a multitude of physical and/or mechanical problems.
The exterior contains primer spots, a faded paint job, multiple paint colors on the body, dents, the engine sounds bad, there are missing/rusted body parts, a smoking exhaust system, and chips/cracks in the windshield. On a hot day, one can easily spot a losermobile as the windows will be rolled down due to the broken A/C.
Occasionally you will see a losermobile with a missing window. In its place is usually cardboard and/or duct tape. The bumpers are held on with tape and red tape is used in place of the rear lights. This is also known as the Patch Adams Car.
A losermobile is typically drive by someone who is considered a loser; one who has climbed down the social ladder.
The exterior contains primer spots, a faded paint job, multiple paint colors on the body, dents, the engine sounds bad, there are missing/rusted body parts, a smoking exhaust system, and chips/cracks in the windshield. On a hot day, one can easily spot a losermobile as the windows will be rolled down due to the broken A/C.
Occasionally you will see a losermobile with a missing window. In its place is usually cardboard and/or duct tape. The bumpers are held on with tape and red tape is used in place of the rear lights. This is also known as the Patch Adams Car.
A losermobile is typically drive by someone who is considered a loser; one who has climbed down the social ladder.
1. That Geo Metro is a total losermobile. It has a white body and black doors, its rear lights are red duct tape, its passenger window is made out cardboard, and both the side view mirrors are missing.
2. I bet the rims on that losermobile cost more than the actual car!
2. I bet the rims on that losermobile cost more than the actual car!
by tcufrog08 April 11, 2008