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A guy with the biggest penis ever, he usually has boners most of the time and is kind of a pervert who like to ask girls for nudes. He is in to blondes with big boobs and will do anything to get those pictures.
Who asked for nudes? LOREDO
Loredo by lezzzlir March 29, 2015
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Jeep loredo 

ONLY CHRIS PERRO WOULD DRIVE THIS FUCKING PIECE OF POND SCUM. ITS DIRTY, SMELLY, COOKY, AND SPOOKY
Jeep loredo by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017
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Jose Loredo 

Jose a guy who doesnt like being in a serious relationship. He makes you think hes going out with you and then cheats on you, possibly even in your face. A guy that doesnt give a fuk wat you say. A guy that just likes to fool around with you, gets you in bed and then acts like he never knew you. Doesnt text you back or anything. He even fuks girls that have boyfriends. Dont go out with Jose Loredo he is bad news
Jose Loredo: I wanna get that bitch in bed!
Jose Loredo by Bvb*123 July 16, 2011
An expression of contempt directed at the point which the fiction of a story strains credibility and fans are no longer able to suspend their disbelief. This generally happens in a sequel or spin off product set within the fictional license.
Midichlorians in Star Wars, Draenei dimensional ships sabotaged by Blood Elf paladins in World of Warcraft. "I used to really be into Starwars until the explained how jedis got their powers. Such lorelol."
lorelol by Captain Cursor January 31, 2007

Losedows 

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.
You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.
Losedows by Erdling July 9, 2004

Loredana 

Loredana is a gorgeous person who tends to be short but sexy. Takes care of herself and has a good eye for fashion. Good at telling jokes and always has a positive attitude.
Random: its raining. today is gonna reek.
Loredana: but you need the rain to see a rainbow.
Loredana by Different by Nature June 11, 2009

William Laredo 

William is a fat blonde kid from marine park that can be seen in his natural habitat of riding a scooter and playing rust
Kid 1: Oh shit is that William Laredo?
Kid 2: Run.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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