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Jeep has 2 acronyms

acronym 1: Just Empty Every Pocket
Acronym 2: Just Expect Every Problem

Jeeps are objectively the best automobile ever designed but man can they be a pain in the ass sometimes.
guy 1: dude I got a J.E.E.P the other day
Guy 2: Damn, is that good or bad for you?
Guy 1: It hurts ever so often but it will always take me wherever i want to go!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I had a jeep!
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by MynameJeff69 March 29, 2017
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The most kickass vehicle on the face of the planet. Will go anywhere when properly equpped. Will crush little rice-boys no problem.
THat Jeep ZJ just ramped that Honda!!
by GO AMERICA!! April 03, 2003
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A Jeep,not a car,not a truck,but a Jeep
You call my Jeep a car one more time,I'll kick your ass fuckstick!
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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Small, efficient, 4x4 vehicle weighing in at less than 2500lbs with enough torque to pull a broken Hummer or 1/2-1 ton pickup truck out of a deep mudhole that made the mistake of thinking that they could keep up with a Jeep.
False accusations are commonly made as to the quality of the the vehicle's craftsmanship, or the size of the driver's erect penis. This is usually derived from the sense of insecurity that some experience when Jeeps and their owners appear. Unfortunately, this response does not have any debilitating effect on either the Jeep's performance, or the desire of the opposite sex for the driver's erect penis.
The most commonly recognized Jeep is the wrangler, whose body style is derived from the original Willys Jeep (JK,TJ,YJ,CJ). However there are also many other, equally awesome models.
The Jeep is the longest-running single vehicle model in the US (1942-PRESENT)
24hrs must pass before a person may be considered missing, longer if they own a Jeep.
Jeep. Have fun out there.
by Harry_Gooch July 12, 2009
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A term used to loosely describe your SUV when trying to act like you're so full of life that you don't even know what you really drive.
<customer> I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.
by Mark Shackelford May 15, 2007
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The vehicle that kicks any broncos ass
Jeeps Rule and Bronco drivers are gay!
by lvl September 15, 2003
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