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Jeep loredo 

ONLY CHRIS PERRO WOULD DRIVE THIS FUCKING PIECE OF POND SCUM. ITS DIRTY, SMELLY, COOKY, AND SPOOKY
Jeep loredo by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017
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Jose Loredo 

Jose a guy who doesnt like being in a serious relationship. He makes you think hes going out with you and then cheats on you, possibly even in your face. A guy that doesnt give a fuk wat you say. A guy that just likes to fool around with you, gets you in bed and then acts like he never knew you. Doesnt text you back or anything. He even fuks girls that have boyfriends. Dont go out with Jose Loredo he is bad news
Jose Loredo: I wanna get that bitch in bed!
Jose Loredo by Bvb*123 July 16, 2011
An expression of contempt directed at the point which the fiction of a story strains credibility and fans are no longer able to suspend their disbelief. This generally happens in a sequel or spin off product set within the fictional license.
Midichlorians in Star Wars, Draenei dimensional ships sabotaged by Blood Elf paladins in World of Warcraft. "I used to really be into Starwars until the explained how jedis got their powers. Such lorelol."
lorelol by Captain Cursor January 31, 2007

Losedows 

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.
You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.
Losedows by Erdling July 9, 2004

Loredana 

Loredana is a gorgeous person who tends to be short but sexy. Takes care of herself and has a good eye for fashion. Good at telling jokes and always has a positive attitude.
Random: its raining. today is gonna reek.
Loredana: but you need the rain to see a rainbow.
Loredana by Different by Nature June 11, 2009

William Laredo 

William is a fat blonde kid from marine park that can be seen in his natural habitat of riding a scooter and playing rust
Kid 1: Oh shit is that William Laredo?
Kid 2: Run.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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