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Loredana 

Loredana is a gorgeous person who tends to be short but sexy. Takes care of herself and has a good eye for fashion. Good at telling jokes and always has a positive attitude.
Random: its raining. today is gonna reek.
Loredana: but you need the rain to see a rainbow.
Guy 1: "Oh hey its loreson"
Guy 2: "yeah he doesnt have eyebrows dude"
Guy 1: "omg lol your right "
loreson by cockheadlolswag July 10, 2016

LOREDANA 

She is short, funny, and selfless. She often doesn’t do her hair though and smacks her husband. But they still love her and she loves them.
Something Loredana would say: “Crazy ass kids
LOREDANA by emmz_2018 October 24, 2019

Loredana 

Latin Root name of Laura. Julius Ceasar wore this on his head as a crown which remared his power on the Roman Empire.
We commonly know this to be Laural bay leaves which are used in cooking, spells and herbal remedies. The most remakable contribution it has to offer is sentimental influence, evenuating in death from the cause of betrayal, meaning don't wave this stuff infront of potenial enemies because it's them gaining the power from this sweet smelling herb, not you. Bad choice of crown, Hail Ceasar!!!
In Empire times, they would burn Loredana over the city square to promote wellbeing and strength in the people of Rome. This practise evenually lead the people of Rome to be Slaugthered and then the end of the strongest empire, that was distroyed in one day. The Roman empire reigned for 1200 years.
Loredana by Loredana Malacarne April 25, 2006

Loredana DU'rso 

a teacher at Whippany Park who sucks dick for money and talks about her boyfriend Christian who broke up with her because her head game is weak. loredana kicks out kids because they talk about her boyfriends

Lonedonging

The girl was caught lonedonging by her boyfriend because he couldn't satisfy her.
Lonedonging by Trying2hard1019 July 15, 2015