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a term used to describe the loud, overly impressed with skin colour guy at every normal australian event. Often changes their hair colour to match their mood and sings at the most randomest times. They also always refer to everyone as dude and love to use the expression 'calm your tits'

In some cases can be shorted to 'peti'
'im so boredddd at this party'

'yeah me to ay, but theres gotta be a peti around somewhere'

'yeah your right, this wouldnt be a party if there wasnt a lopeti'

lopeti: 'dudeeee, calm your tits im here.'
Lopeti by d.rose ;) March 24, 2011
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is someone who is very sweet an kind. He has so much respect for others and is always using the phrase "sorry". He is always apologizing for the little stuff he does wrong and always tries to make sure someone is okay.
"Lopeti is so nice to me all the time! "
Lopeti by Faletupuola February 9, 2018
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binaural loptic beats 

Binaural Loptic Beats can be split up into different definitions for easier consumption.

Binaural is the sounds you hear, like violins or a harp or even birds and the sounds of flowing water. As long as it has no driving force and doesn’t carry impulse then it can be considered to be binaural. This is the most subjective component of a binaural loptic beat.

Loptic refers to the rhythm, the driving force, the heart. It drives the track forward and makes it addictive. It can be anything from drums to simple changes in the duration of note or chord lengths, anything that can be considered, or heard to be, a beat.

Some albums, or singles, can be a perfect balance of binaurality and lopticality (like port gentil) whereas some can be more binaural orientated, and conversely more loptically orientated (king bromeliad).
Did you hear that new album from ________?
Yeah its full of binaural loptic beats
A what?
What?
binaural loptic beats by Ceb_1 June 25, 2021

Lopenitis 

Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
• Common cures for " Lopenitis " are as follow: a slap to the face, a verbal beat down, or a MOB Mollywhop until that Marine Recovers.
Lopenitis by .v. January 11, 2011
She is girl, she has bobs? Jk jk. She's a pretty cool person, her gf is lucky to have her, and Loetis was missing an Urban dictionary post so I just wrote this.
Loetis pls show bobs pls pls pls pls
loetis by EpicGamerCum4D February 17, 2021

Lopezing 

The act of taking off all of your clothes and sitting on the toilet to take a dump.
Man, I was at Brian's apartment yesterday, and he totally forgot someone was in the bathroom. He opened the door and accidentally caught a glimpse of Jon lopezing
Lopezing by ChBwd May 21, 2009

tai lopezing 

1) Acquiring knowledge through the process of reading a single book every 24 hours, or by any other conventional or non conventional means.
2) The act of owning a Lamborghini and living in the Hollywood hills.
See also: tai lopez
*Man gets knowledge injected into scull*
Ben: What the fuck is he doing?
Nick: That's called tai lopezing.
tai lopezing by tikki_palace March 14, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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