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The religion based off our lord and savior lost_at_sea45. It is meant to combat all other religions. We believe Lost is the one and only god. Sacrifices are a important part of the religion.
Cube: Praise Lost!
Noob: What does that mean?
Cube: It’s how we praise our lord and savior lost_at_sea45
Noob: What is the religion called?
Cube: It’s called Lostism, you should join and dedicate your life to him
Lostism by TheUnknownDogger October 6, 2020
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loftising 

To ball so hard that absolutely no mother fuckers can find you to swag harder than any one who is Justin arnolding. To fuck bitches and get money on an astronomical level
Damn Justin there's josh loftising like a champion. I wish my dick swung like his.
loftising by Jiggaman555 May 9, 2013
A Letisha is someone who thinks many things at once. Some intelligent, some weird, some stupid, some genius, but mostly they are brilliant. She loves to rant to people and also have people rant to her and she will console them. She is kind to the people who deserve it which also indicates intelligence, some may even say sexiness. She may be creeped on by male friends as a result of this mentioned sexiness, but she has a couple of friends to talk to about it so it does not irk her too deeply. She may play a musical instrument or/and do extra-curricular sports. Most letishas have thick hair and and thick mind to match. They will be a great best friend because they are emotionally intelligent, entertaining, empathetic and helpful amongst other things. If you ever come across a Letisha you will most likely want to be her friend. When you are speaking to her you may also hear the words makka pakka ringing in your ears, do not fear this is just a subconscious ability she enjoys using. Overall, if you do not like Letisha you should just die :)
Person 1: wow Letisha is so great
Person 2: Yes, yes she is
Person 3: I wish I was created by Jebus like she was
*person 1 & 2 nod their heads in agreement*
Letisha by knowledgeable queen November 10, 2020
a sweet kind girl. she enjoys life to the fullest. she loves to have fun & laugh. a better friend you will not find. she is loyal & supportive no matter what.
Letisha makes a great best friend
Letisha by J friend February 3, 2010
Old Men who have sunk to the bottom of the workforce ladder and tend to don the Skullet. Their catchphrases might include, "So you wanna do this the hard way?" Only to get their asses kicked.
Mike: Dude, that guy that works in the Office Max copy center was totally old and washed up.

Ron: He's a Lootis man, look at his skullet.
Lootis by DON THE MERVINATOR November 6, 2009
Nick: lol. not literally. silently really, but there is no abbreviation for that

Qyle: did you mean to say that to me

cause i have no idea what it means

Nicholas: I was comenting on my own "lol" It was honestly not out loud

Qyle: lotis

laughing on the inside

check it out, i just blew ur mind w/ that revolutionary new internet slang
lotis by mylungsarempty June 11, 2009