Loogied 

To be extremely stoned, to the point of being on at least planet 9. Usually this will require THC combined in multiple forms. To get loogied, I generally will eat an edible, then once it starts to kick in I smoke a blunt and enjoy several hits from a dab cart. You'll know you're loogied when you're loogied because you feel farther out in the galaxy than you've ever been before.

Groupie: Dood, tonight was fun as fuuuuucccckkkkkk

Lil Timmy Thicc: I know dood I told you this was loud-ass chronic.

Groupied: I'm so fucking loogied right now fuuuuucccckkkkkk

Loogied by Lil Timmy Thicc September 1, 2019

hawking a loogie 

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Loogled

noun: person. one who knows all random things. Adjective: the act of inquiring of one who can find any and all information in less than 15 seconds. Noun: The source of pertinent links to anything you want to know about. Complete with pictures.

"I can't believe you knew that"
"you've been loogled"

"how the hell do you know all this crap"
"I'm loogled"

"I wish i could be as loogled as you"

Loogled by haaaayz December 6, 2009

Crack Whore Loogie 

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth

Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.

Crack Whore Loogie by Viking Phlegm January 7, 2009

penile loogie 

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

penile loogie by connorsji May 8, 2008

Loogie Paradox 

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.

Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox

Loogie Paradox by Launix4eva September 16, 2021

Barstow Loogie 

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!

A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!

Barstow Loogie by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011