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loogie

a large slimy glob of spit, mixed with nose snot, that is formed by coughing up and hocking whats in your throat. cooks in restaurants are notorius for making secret deposits on patrons food
I'll take a cheeseburger with french fries, hold the loogie.
by cockblock007 August 23, 2003
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noun - a lump of sputum (as in phelgm) coughed (or, onomatopoeically, "hawked") up from the lungs. "loogie" is a portmanteau word, or alteration and combination, of "lung cookie."
Excuse me; I gotta hawk up a loogie or two, lest I get pneumonia.
by Kaptain Amerika June 11, 2007
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A wad of phlegm; another name for lunger.
Who splattered that huge loogie on the wall?
by bends February 6, 2003
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A wad of spit and snot combined together that can be considered gross to most people
Kiersten : Hey Chad will you put some lube on my pussy before you fuck me please!
Chad : Sorry I forgot the lube look's like a rough night!
Kiersten : Ok then just use some spit that will soften it up!
Kiersten : I said spit honey not a Loogie!
Chad : Oh wow when I squeeze your pussy lips together the snot runs out the end!
Kiersten : Ew Gross! Just Fuck Me Already!
Chad : Sorry I'm not in the mood besides I don't want to stick my dick in snot!
Kiersten : You Asshole!
Chad : But I will stick it in you ass!
Kiersten : Fine!
by SlopNChop March 20, 2017
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(n.) A mass of mucous and saliva that is forcefully ejected from the mouth onto a person or object.

The noun loogie is commonly used in conjunction with the verb 'hock.' See example below:
Lucy: "Ethel! Did you just hock a loogie in my coffee?"

Ethel: "Why, yes, Lucy, don't I always?"

Lucy: "Oh yeah I forgot! My FAVORITE!"

Ethel: "You empty the pot and I'll give you some snot, deal??"

Lucy: "MMMMMMmmmmmm!!! Thanks, Ethel! Jeepers you're the greatest! Gosh I've been hocking loogies in Ricky's coffee for eleven years (sigh). You know how those Cubans are about their boogers..."

"Yes... that fat fucker Fred is the same way. Hmph... MEN!!!
by Rob Porter February 23, 2009
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A term in Iraqi slang referring to a suck up or an ass kisser. The term is usually used in a derogatory fashion to describe a person whose actions are intended to put them in the good books of someone they are desperate to impress.

In reference to a girl, the term loogiya is used.
Oh my god, he is such a loogie.
I hate her, loogiye.
Man, don't be such a loogie.
She is the biggest loogiya.
by shakomako September 22, 2013
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noun - a lump of sputum (as in phelgm) coughed (or, onomatopoeically, "hawked") up from the lungs. "loogie" is a mash-up, or alteration and combination, of "lung cookie."
Excuse me; I gotta hawk up a loogie or two, lest I get pneumonia.
by Kaptain Amerika December 25, 2008
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