Lonske

Comes from central and eastern European origin to describe a male villager who is often found hiding in shadows to conceal their obsession with being covered in semen and excrement. The mentally "Crazy" person in the group who disappears to smell their own scat while rubbing semen into their eyes as a type of sexual fetish.

Brian was hanging out with us at the party then Lonsked his way into the corner. I'm not going down that street because there is a chance of a Lonske popping out.

by Thebuffmcgruff January 16, 2024

Lonker

An alternative rock/punk band containing 4 young boys with a superior music taste and an nicotine addiction. From The Hague, Netherlands

Have you heard about that new band called ¨lonker¨? Yes i love their song ¨Wet Toast¨

by buttermilkjezus15 May 17, 2023

OHIO-LIONSKEEPER

God

OHIO-LIONSKEEPER is God.

by Flamgasm July 12, 2020

lynskey

Lynskey very cultured people usually likes there drinks.they make everybody laugh.there very hard workers and love there machinery not as much as there women

Hello lynskey are you on the drink again

by Ladbox October 2, 2020

Lonker North

A spin-off of the original Lonker group that moved North. Clearly considered a step-down or a lesser lunch time meeting crew.

Joaneye: Lonker North was very sick today. I'm completely stuffed after eating those 2 baskets of bread.
Smoot: I agree it was sick. But it will never replace the lonkers of the past we used to have. Giving you a sit-down with no one around is boring and gay. You are also shaped like an eggplant.

by Mracket Pollard July 25, 2006

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003

Lonsey

1. A person who is so universally unliked that all others shun him only occasionally tollerating his presence when no one else is available. See bitch.

2. An object that is treated as referenced in #1.

What a lonsey bitch!

You lonsey, beggin, gimpey, sandbagging, bitch; I will never pay you.

by Kid Fury October 28, 2004