Loncker

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A person who "locks" the car accompanied simultaneously with a loud "honk" of the car horn. Also known as an inconsiderate, narcissistic douche bag.

Boss: "Johnson! Why do you always look so tired?" Johnson : "Sorry sir. my neighborhood is full of lonckers that keep waking me up at night"

Loncker by Xopher007 July 17, 2019

Words you can keep

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Related Words

Loncker • locker • locker room • locker box • lonker • Lockerbie • locker boxing • Locker Room Talk • Lockerz • locker 17

Boys Locker Room

A magical places where male students do incrediable things such as becoming a human fidget spinner, singing the halo theme, etc

The boys locker room is scary
You dont want to go in the boys locker room

Boys Locker Room by TheEpicPoopDealer June 14, 2019

Lockerboxing

When you're having sex with someone, you also shove your nuts in them.

"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels

Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.

Lockerboxing by quin.lily November 1, 2019

locker blocker

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

locker blocker by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009

Heat locker

Seriously vile fart in an enclosed space.

You and four friends in an economy car. You drop ass. Welcome to the heat locker!

Heat locker by HoffmanSTL September 20, 2011

Locker Room

The most awkward place in the school where you have to suck in your stomach to not be made fun of

"Were going into the locker room, time to get made fun of."

Locker Room by ClassicBanana February 8, 2019

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026