Loncker

A person who "locks" the car accompanied simultaneously with a loud "honk" of the car horn. Also known as an inconsiderate, narcissistic douche bag.

Boss: "Johnson! Why do you always look so tired?" Johnson : "Sorry sir. my neighborhood is full of lonckers that keep waking me up at night"

Loncker by Xopher007 July 17, 2019

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Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

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Boys Locker Room

A magical places where male students do incrediable things such as becoming a human fidget spinner, singing the halo theme, etc

The boys locker room is scary
You dont want to go in the boys locker room

Boys Locker Room by TheEpicPoopDealer June 14, 2019

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Lockerboxing

When you're having sex with someone, you also shove your nuts in them.

"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels

Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.

Lockerboxing by quin.lily November 1, 2019