Lonker 

An alternative rock/punk band containing 4 young boys with a superior music taste and an nicotine addiction. From The Hague, Netherlands

Have you heard about that new band called ¨lonker¨? Yes i love their song ¨Wet Toast¨

Lonker by buttermilkjezus15 May 17, 2023

lonker 

Overly familiar term for lunch.

After eating lunch together every day for several years, we deemed it lonker (ie. What time do you guys want to meet for lonker?)

lonker by Joannee Parrella September 8, 2008

Lonker 

A popular name given to Linker (the strategic dolphin) from his community. It doesn't have any significant meaning, it just looks and sounds funny.

Lonker is bonkers! 🥖

Lonker by KrazyKyle1024 January 13, 2021

Lonker

A very smart, cool, and amazing person. The opposite of a plonker.

“I gotta say, this guy is quite a lonker for knowing how to fix computers. It’s awesome.

Lonker by S4NGU1NE January 6, 2026

Lonker North 

A spin-off of the original Lonker group that moved North. Clearly considered a step-down or a lesser lunch time meeting crew.

Joaneye: Lonker North was very sick today. I'm completely stuffed after eating those 2 baskets of bread.
Smoot: I agree it was sick. But it will never replace the lonkers of the past we used to have. Giving you a sit-down with no one around is boring and gay. You are also shaped like an eggplant.

Lonker North by Mracket Pollard July 25, 2006

Thinker Lonker Donk 

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

Thinker Lonker Donk by awesome October 3, 2003

asbe lonker 

an insult

eat penguin shit you asbe lonker

asbe lonker by a penguin shit eating asbe lonker June 25, 2003