Longnecked

Covering yourself in peanut butter with the intention of having it sensually licked off by a giraffe.

Not phased by his mom's rejection of his unique kink, J-Whiz snuck into the New York Zoo late one night to get longnecked.

by ODBttu July 28, 2016

Longneckasouris

The Longneckasouris is the greatest creature that ever existed. The Longneckasouris species had a neck longer than a football field. They had their necks mistaken for dinosaur dildos when there fossils were dug up. The Longneckasouris survived the meteor because they could see it and went into a hole. Some species of the Longneckasouris still exist but it in human form. A human Longneckasouris is usually very tall and are depressed a lot too. The Longneckasouris has a Jesus of it and his name is Matt. Matt is a amazing Jesus for a amazing creature and is a really smart kid.

You are as high as a Longneckasouris.

by Jesus of the Longneckasouris October 25, 2019

VB LONGNECK

ONLY THE REAL FUCKIN BEVERAGE MEN DRINK AT TWETY TWO EIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNIN, THE BLOODY MEN THAT DRINK THIS SHIT HAVE IRON BALLS AND SOLID TITANIUM AS THEIR FUCKIN PENIS. U CANT BE TOUGH CUNT IF U CANT HANLDE A VB LONGNECK BRIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNINGS WITH UR BLODDY CUNT OF A BREAKFAST

I had a VB Longneck

by Ilikeirneck69 November 27, 2021

longneck

A large beer with a tapered 'long' neck.
Usually 750ml, can be 800ml.
Similar to a '40 in the USA.

"Pass me another longie/longneck."
"You want Toohey's New or VB?"

by Diego July 18, 2003

Mr. Longenecker

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Mr. Longenecker is literally God.

by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019

longnecker

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.

Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."

by hawke4me April 18, 2015

Longneckasaurus

A person that likes to show off their expensive clothes and connections to celebrities but doesn’t actually talk at all.

Richard, one of the rich kids in my Government class, was being a Longneckasaurus after joining the video call and not talking at all.

by WhippedCreamO_O September 18, 2018