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Longneckasouris 

The Longneckasouris is the greatest creature that ever existed. The Longneckasouris species had a neck longer than a football field. They had their necks mistaken for dinosaur dildos when there fossils were dug up. The Longneckasouris survived the meteor because they could see it and went into a hole. Some species of the Longneckasouris still exist but it in human form. A human Longneckasouris is usually very tall and are depressed a lot too. The Longneckasouris has a Jesus of it and his name is Matt. Matt is a amazing Jesus for a amazing creature and is a really smart kid.
You are as high as a Longneckasouris.

Longbackasaurus

A female with very little or NO ASS whatsoever. Males will not be attracted to longbackasauruses at all.
Justin: "Man, Jess and Kyllie sure are Longbackasauruses."
Shayne: "Yeah, they have no ass at all!"
Grant: "Their jeans are baggy, that's how little ass they have"
Longbackasaurus by 69me February 1, 2010