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A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.

Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."

longnecker by TuckerLipsin April 18, 2015

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Longnecker

Someone who is a hardass for no reason, and has absolutely no respect for and often behaves in a derogatory fashion towards women.

If Longnecker pulled a knife on me, I'd pull off his back-left chode so he and Liedel could chode-fuck.

Longnecker by Academy junior May 31, 2005

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Longneckasouris

The Longneckasouris is the greatest creature that ever existed. The Longneckasouris species had a neck longer than a football field. They had their necks mistaken for dinosaur dildos when there fossils were dug up. The Longneckasouris survived the meteor because they could see it and went into a hole. Some species of the Longneckasouris still exist but it in human form. A human Longneckasouris is usually very tall and are depressed a lot too. The Longneckasouris has a Jesus of it and his name is Matt. Matt is a amazing Jesus for a amazing creature and is a really smart kid.

You are as high as a Longneckasouris.

Longneckasouris by Jesus of the Longneckasouris October 25, 2019

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VB LONGNECK

ONLY THE REAL FUCKIN BEVERAGE MEN DRINK AT TWETY TWO EIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNIN, THE BLOODY MEN THAT DRINK THIS SHIT HAVE IRON BALLS AND SOLID TITANIUM AS THEIR FUCKIN PENIS. U CANT BE TOUGH CUNT IF U CANT HANLDE A VB LONGNECK BRIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNINGS WITH UR BLODDY CUNT OF A BREAKFAST

I had a VB Longneck

VB LONGNECK by Ilikeirneck69 November 27, 2021

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longneck

A large beer with a tapered 'long' neck.
Usually 750ml, can be 800ml.
Similar to a '40 in the USA.

"Pass me another longie/longneck."
"You want Toohey's New or VB?"

longneck by Diego July 18, 2003

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Mr. Longenecker

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Mr. Longenecker is literally God.

Mr. Longenecker by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019

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Longneckasaurus

A person that likes to show off their expensive clothes and connections to celebrities but doesn’t actually talk at all.

Richard, one of the rich kids in my Government class, was being a Longneckasaurus after joining the video call and not talking at all.

Longneckasaurus by WhippedCreamO_O September 18, 2018

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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