longenecker

a sweet kid but who can easily become your stalker

my next door neighbor was a longenecker

by Emma September 11, 2003

Mr. Longenecker

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Mr. Longenecker is literally God.

by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019

longnecker

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.

Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."

by hawke4me April 18, 2015

Longnecker

Someone who is a hardass for no reason, and has absolutely no respect for and often behaves in a derogatory fashion towards women.

If Longnecker pulled a knife on me, I'd pull off his back-left chode so he and Liedel could chode-fuck.

by Academy junior May 31, 2005

Longnecked

Covering yourself in peanut butter with the intention of having it sensually licked off by a giraffe.

Not phased by his mom's rejection of his unique kink, J-Whiz snuck into the New York Zoo late one night to get longnecked.

by ODBttu July 28, 2016