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The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry 

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.
- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

chub-a-longs 

Heavyset preteen girls that like to start drama behind your back. They usually run in packs.
Those 2 little chub-a-longs Emily and Kaylee have such pathetic lives that they have to start drama with other people to get their jollies
chub-a-longs by LaDeena August 18, 2008
not quite shorts not quite capris...they are a completely unique article of clothing

usually worn by "ballers" or those who would like to be "ballers"
"dang, those aint shorts they be longs"
longs by garTITS July 16, 2009
the opposite of shorts, pretty much just pants.
"i got some new longs."
"oh my god, Lewis, we've been over this, they're called 'pants'."
longs by rrachelll May 12, 2017
A word that defines someone who has long ass legs like EXTRA LONG
Longs by Goofball ðŸĪŠðŸŒˆ September 23, 2018

36 longs 

some really pendulous, nasty titties; very droopy, often with the infamous double-cleave. not unlike the tribal girls in the National Geographic.
that bitch didn't have 36D's, she had 36 Longs
36 longs by cassius$ July 18, 2006