bitch

one who buys an oddly-shapen object at a children's store solely for the purpose of watching an employee wrap it.

"what did you get at the store?"
"a hexagonally-shaped stuffed animal made out of gel."
"you're such a bitch."

by rrachelll May 06, 2017

longs

the opposite of shorts, pretty much just pants.

"i got some new longs."
"oh my god, Lewis, we've been over this, they're called 'pants'."

by rrachelll May 12, 2017