Longhill is a small town in New Jersey that consits of many old people and some really obnoxious conformists, wanna be rich, losers. There is only a few people in Longhill that are worth interacting with, most of which living in Stirling on on Long Hill Road itself.
People in Longhill do not hang out in Longhill because Longhill police are completely fucking insane.
People in Longhill do not hang out in Longhill because Longhill police are completely fucking insane.
Kid one: Yo, you wanna hang out in Longhill?
Kid two: No, are you on drugs?
Kid one: Yeah, yeah I am.
Kid two: Alright, we should go to bridgewater and get more.
Kid one: You think?
Kid two: Yeah, all the weed in Watchung sucks.
Kid one: Yeah, besides that one kid.
Kid two: DUDE! I KNOW THAT KID
Kid one: Yo, who would have his number?
Robot: What are you kids talking about.
Kid one: That kid with the weed in Watchung.
Robot: That old one?
Kid two: YEAH MAN! Dude, did you know you were a robot?
Robot: Yeah, it's a lifestyle choice.
Kid one: Alright.
Kid two: No, are you on drugs?
Kid one: Yeah, yeah I am.
Kid two: Alright, we should go to bridgewater and get more.
Kid one: You think?
Kid two: Yeah, all the weed in Watchung sucks.
Kid one: Yeah, besides that one kid.
Kid two: DUDE! I KNOW THAT KID
Kid one: Yo, who would have his number?
Robot: What are you kids talking about.
Kid one: That kid with the weed in Watchung.
Robot: That old one?
Kid two: YEAH MAN! Dude, did you know you were a robot?
Robot: Yeah, it's a lifestyle choice.
Kid one: Alright.
by notmyrealname69 April 24, 2009
Get the Longhill mug.a small, quaint little group of towns in New Joisey that consists of a undiverse population. First, the "guidos and guidettes". Most of these people are 50% or less italian, but think if they eat pasta that they have claim to a popular descent that is widely accepted as attractive in New Jersey. Next, we have the asians. They overachieve and compensate for the lack of intelligence of their peers. Finally, we have the Others. These may consist of Germans, French, Irish, ect. They make up a small portion of the tiny population. These groups attend CMS, or Central Middle School, then move on the WHRHS. There most fade in to the backround unless they are willing to give it up.
The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.
The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.
LH kid 1: Dang, the cops caught me throwing toilet paper!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!
LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!
LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!
LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!
LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!
by An Observer of Italianism March 30, 2010
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A small town in New Jersey full of whites and asians. All the kids in Long Hill pretend they're ganstah (and they're really not.) You can also find the neighborhood "Clover Hill" in New Jersey; full of rich and possibly stuck up families. The school system in Long Hill is cheap.
by Jake293515 June 28, 2007
Get the Longhill, New Jersey mug.1.The safest town in New Jersey. If someone speeds down Valley Rd. going ten over it makes it in the Echo-Sentinel (the hometown newspaper), No joke. Our police are the toghest, most professional officers around. However, the Long Hill cops have a reputation of pulling over out of towners, and showing no mercy when it comes to speeding violators who are not Long Hill residents. Never go more than 4 over the speed limit.
2. comprised of 4 sections Stirling, Millington, Gillete, and Meyersville. Home of many Catholic,blue collar italian-Americans, has two catholic churches, 5 pizzerias, and the best bagels in the United States, O'bagel (off Valley Rd across from Shoprite), small town USA
3. birth place of Leo the "MGM" Lion
2. comprised of 4 sections Stirling, Millington, Gillete, and Meyersville. Home of many Catholic,blue collar italian-Americans, has two catholic churches, 5 pizzerias, and the best bagels in the United States, O'bagel (off Valley Rd across from Shoprite), small town USA
3. birth place of Leo the "MGM" Lion
-What part of Long Hill Twp. are you from?
-o, I live in Stirling, on Essex st.
-I live in Millington by Clover Hill.
-o, I live in Stirling, on Essex st.
-I live in Millington by Clover Hill.
by Bobby O' Rourke November 8, 2007
Get the Long Hill Twp. mug.A combination of four towns located in Central-Northern New Jersey. Long Hill is filled with the worst police force on the planet. They sit around and play computer games and eat cookies all the livelong day. Be careful if you're black and driving through Long Hill, you're bound to be pulled over. This township is composed of close minded white people. Half are rich..half aren't so rich. Our schools are poor. Our teachers park in our parking spaces. Everyone here is fake, so don't trust them. Oh, and watch out for those soccer moms in their huge SUVs. If you're a mom and you don't have one, you're so not 'in' around here. People around here are sheltered. Some don't know what the word gay means. And it's republican central. You'll know you're in Long Hill if you notice everyone has the same taste in music and clothing. Talk about trend central.
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by Charliexcore June 21, 2006
Get the Long Hill mug.A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of Rich People and Old People. Most people in Long Hill (or LH for short) are Rich White Italians that own McMansions. There are also some Costa Ricans that share the apartments in downtown areas. Although most people are rich, the K-8 School system is very poor and is famous for firing teachers and disbanding arts programs. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the Weed Capital of the nearby area. There are dealers on every street, and tons of hidden areas to smoke a nice joint. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids are always the most popular there, and tend to stick together. Overall, Long Hill is a great place to raise a family as long as you make 250K+ a year. Popular Hang Out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.
A Day in Long Hill Township, New Jersey
LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.
LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.
by SorryUrAdopted December 4, 2010
Get the Long Hill Township, New Jersey mug.LLongville, MN is 10 miles north of nowhere. 96.11% of the inhabitants are 100% redneck and 3.9% are Native Americans who can't afford to move away. People born here believe they are superior to outsiders.
Tourist season is May to Labor Day. The town fills with people called “Citiots” (Twin Cities idiots) who visit their cabins and drink. The tourists pay the bills, yet the locals get pissed off because they have to work. Locals hate citiots.
In winter “locals” rule; they drink & ride sleds, get inebriated while ice fishing, crunk & fight or just sleep together until they sober up. Everyone is related to each other.
Every Wed in June through August, citiots with bratty kids pack downtown for turtle races using hopped up meth turtles that run like they are in NASCAR. Every tourist with a wallet is expected to be in town leaving money to support the inhabitants drug habits.
There is no intelligence in Longville, hence no schools. If you can mix a drink and cook up a batch of meth -you will likely be a huge success and held in high esteem by your neighbors, and have the right to be snooty, unfriendly and surly to outsiders (but happy about their money).
Longville has a total area of 0.6 sq. miles, of which, 0.6 sq. miles of it is land and 0.04 sq miles of it (3.23%) is water. There aren't a lot of reasons to visit this fly speck of geography; although the locals love to take your money and laugh at your family for vacationing in the mosquito, infested swamps they call home.
Tourist season is May to Labor Day. The town fills with people called “Citiots” (Twin Cities idiots) who visit their cabins and drink. The tourists pay the bills, yet the locals get pissed off because they have to work. Locals hate citiots.
In winter “locals” rule; they drink & ride sleds, get inebriated while ice fishing, crunk & fight or just sleep together until they sober up. Everyone is related to each other.
Every Wed in June through August, citiots with bratty kids pack downtown for turtle races using hopped up meth turtles that run like they are in NASCAR. Every tourist with a wallet is expected to be in town leaving money to support the inhabitants drug habits.
There is no intelligence in Longville, hence no schools. If you can mix a drink and cook up a batch of meth -you will likely be a huge success and held in high esteem by your neighbors, and have the right to be snooty, unfriendly and surly to outsiders (but happy about their money).
Longville has a total area of 0.6 sq. miles, of which, 0.6 sq. miles of it is land and 0.04 sq miles of it (3.23%) is water. There aren't a lot of reasons to visit this fly speck of geography; although the locals love to take your money and laugh at your family for vacationing in the mosquito, infested swamps they call home.
by BeerDrinkin Traveler March 3, 2011
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