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A combination of four towns located in Central-Northern New Jersey. Long Hill is filled with the worst police force on the planet. They sit around and play computer games and eat cookies all the livelong day. Be careful if you're black and driving through Long Hill, you're bound to be pulled over. This township is composed of close minded white people. Half are rich..half aren't so rich. Our schools are poor. Our teachers park in our parking spaces. Everyone here is fake, so don't trust them. Oh, and watch out for those soccer moms in their huge SUVs. If you're a mom and you don't have one, you're so not 'in' around here. People around here are sheltered. Some don't know what the word gay means. And it's republican central. You'll know you're in Long Hill if you notice everyone has the same taste in music and clothing. Talk about trend central.

See close minded white communities.
Long Hill sucks my ass.
by Charliexcore September 20, 2005
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Longhill is a small town in New Jersey that consits of many old people and some really obnoxious conformists, wanna be rich, losers. There is only a few people in Longhill that are worth interacting with, most of which living in Stirling on on Long Hill Road itself.
People in Longhill do not hang out in Longhill because Longhill police are completely fucking insane.
Kid one: Yo, you wanna hang out in Longhill?
Kid two: No, are you on drugs?
Kid one: Yeah, yeah I am.
Kid two: Alright, we should go to bridgewater and get more.
Kid one: You think?
Kid two: Yeah, all the weed in Watchung sucks.
Kid one: Yeah, besides that one kid.
Kid one: Yo, who would have his number?
Robot: What are you kids talking about.
Kid one: That kid with the weed in Watchung.
Robot: That old one?
Kid two: YEAH MAN! Dude, did you know you were a robot?
Robot: Yeah, it's a lifestyle choice.
Kid one: Alright.
by notmyrealname69 April 24, 2009
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Long Hill (Long Hill Township, NJ) in a nutshell.

Its a long hill with a swamp in it. It has mostly white, Asians, and Hispanics. Being in that order of most to least. And most of them are generally pale, somehow Italian, Greek, Russian, Polish, French, Dutch, English, and/or German, and half or more of the people there wear glasses or contacts.
40% of people there are Republican, 20% Democrat, and another 40% couldn't give a rat's ass.

Most people there mind their own business. Businesses there are nice. You can get cheap gas from what are likely friendly Russians. You can get ok priced food from what appear to be Greeks. Despite what people say, you're more likely to see someone of North European descent than of Mediterranean.
Its the place for either bike riding, walking around in a swamp (which still has trails), or meet generally friendly people (generally 65-95%, but you'll likely get a mean person. That's X-COM baby) who really just want to be left alone.

If you live there, you likely live there because its not too far from the highway, but not too close either.
Or you have a job there. If you live there, you likely play a sport, have a hobby, work out, read lots of books, surf the web, play Steam, and/or chill with friends.

If you're visiting, its likely cause you have friends here, you're passing through, or you going to the occasional estate sale.
If you find a lost chicken, return it to an old looking Asian man.
Douchebag - Yo, I heard all you fat, ugly Italians live in Long Hill, you all are fat cops with fat children. Herp derp, swag yolo.
Guy 1 - WTF is this guy's problem?
Guy 2 - Wanna kill him?
Guy 3 - I'll go get the Saturn & the axe.
by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 21, 2015
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