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When a girl begins to perform a 'Lombers', she provides the male (or female) counterpart with oral pleasure in public.
This can occur anywhere from the bakers to oceana dancefloor.
"Ey lad, check out that scally giving a Lombers on the dancefloor!"

"What a scally!"
Lombers by benxjamin21 December 5, 2011
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limbersexual 

Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.
"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."
limbersexual by awjypodgy February 3, 2015

Lumbersnack 

When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.
Kyle is outside looking like a lumbersnack.
Lumbersnack by janellejello June 17, 2018

Lumbersnack 

A cute bearded man who wears flannel
Wow I love that flannel on him. He's a real lumbersnack.
Lumbersnack by Fluffles2122 November 27, 2019

Lumbersexual

A not-so-manly man dressing like a lumberjack (although a lot more refined) and sporting a beard that has the volume of a lumberjacks beard and the groom of a hipster, cashing in on the "rugged, outdoor stereotype"
Most of these guys aren't very good with their hands and only want to seem so because God forbid you would get those soft lotion treated hands dirty.
Lumberjacks are typically known for their strength and being able to work with their hands. Most lumbersexuals would be stumped changing a tire.
Dave is such a lumbersexual, in his work boots and flannelette shirt and that well groomed beard.
Yeah you should see him trying to check his oil though haha!
Lumbersexual by RS300boi January 25, 2016

Lumbersmith 

A form of lumberjack widely used and respected by millenials.
Lumbersmith: I cut a tree
Millennial: thank you mister lumbersmith

Lumbersexual

Young and middle-aged male urbanites whose sartorial choices are characterized by thick and well-groomed beards, styled haircuts, and clothing that tends towards the rugged. The Lumbersexual is really an off-shoot of that H word we all think about often and still dislike saying (no, not herpes) though in this case there is a pronounced emphasis on practice of physical craft, obscure skill-sets, and old-timey traditions and methods of manufacture. Additionally, the style can be read as either an earnest celebration of or parody of traditional masculinity, though do not ask the Lumbersexual to tell you which it is - just like the rest of us these days he is probably at a loss to discern a difference between the two.
Have you seen Max Dawson lately? His beard grown to a tremendous length, which along with landing himself on this season of Survivor really completes his transformation to Lumbersexual.
Lumbersexual by bigteeeth January 25, 2015
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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