Lombers

When a girl begins to perform a 'Lombers', she provides the male (or female) counterpart with oral pleasure in public.
This can occur anywhere from the bakers to oceana dancefloor.

"Ey lad, check out that scally giving a Lombers on the dancefloor!"

"What a scally!"

by benxjamin21 December 5, 2011

limbersexual

Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.

"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."

by awjypodgy February 3, 2015

Lumbersnack

When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.

Kyle is outside looking like a lumbersnack.

by janellejello June 17, 2018

Lumbersnack

A cute bearded man who wears flannel

Wow I love that flannel on him. He's a real lumbersnack.

by Fluffles2122 November 27, 2019

Lumbersexual

A not-so-manly man dressing like a lumberjack (although a lot more refined) and sporting a beard that has the volume of a lumberjacks beard and the groom of a hipster, cashing in on the "rugged, outdoor stereotype"
Most of these guys aren't very good with their hands and only want to seem so because God forbid you would get those soft lotion treated hands dirty.
Lumberjacks are typically known for their strength and being able to work with their hands. Most lumbersexuals would be stumped changing a tire.

Dave is such a lumbersexual, in his work boots and flannelette shirt and that well groomed beard.
Yeah you should see him trying to check his oil though haha!

by RS300boi January 25, 2016

Lumbersmith

A form of lumberjack widely used and respected by millenials.

Lumbersmith: I cut a tree
Millennial: thank you mister lumbersmith

by Thisismyurbandictionaryaccount August 12, 2019

Lumbersexual

Young and middle-aged male urbanites whose sartorial choices are characterized by thick and well-groomed beards, styled haircuts, and clothing that tends towards the rugged. The Lumbersexual is really an off-shoot of that H word we all think about often and still dislike saying (no, not herpes) though in this case there is a pronounced emphasis on practice of physical craft, obscure skill-sets, and old-timey traditions and methods of manufacture. Additionally, the style can be read as either an earnest celebration of or parody of traditional masculinity, though do not ask the Lumbersexual to tell you which it is - just like the rest of us these days he is probably at a loss to discern a difference between the two.

Have you seen Max Dawson lately? His beard grown to a tremendous length, which along with landing himself on this season of Survivor really completes his transformation to Lumbersexual.

by bigteeeth January 25, 2015