Lolst 

Something that was so funny it's humour was lost. Or, something that was meant to be funny but it failed.

Hijacked a plane and ran it into the twin towers was a lolst.

Lolst by Trashwolfe December 5, 2009

Lobstronomous 

Adj.

1) A word that means what ever you would like it to mean.

1) I say, this wine is lobstronomous.
2) You certainly are a lobstronomous individual sir!
3) I lobstronomously agree.

Lobstronomous by Syno-man January 11, 2013

Loast 

Cool, high, and collected. The ultimate form of chill.
Variations: loasting, loastest, loaster, toasting (loasting on a table)

Eating wangz is so loast.
This dorm room is so loast.
Wanna loast?
We don't turn up, we loast.

Loast by Loast King September 6, 2014

to craft a triple cast lobster 

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.

Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

to craft a triple cast lobster by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021

River Lobster 

1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.

The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.

2. your junk

dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?

River Lobster by StreakyJim April 15, 2010

New England brown lobster 

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018

ghetto lobster

A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.

That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.

ghetto lobster by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008