Lolsturbation
When a guy plays League of Legends and makes groaning noises as he plays sounding as if he is masturbating.
Lolsturbation by Cack Mongler December 1, 2011
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Lolsturbation
When one amuses oneself far too heavily, too often, and as a result, laughs out loud at their own jokes frequently.
Lolsturbation by Pseudo Hanyou October 29, 2009
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lasturbation by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008
lobsterbation
1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
lobsterbation by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005
Lasturbation
When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.
Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?
Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.
Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.
Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.
Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.
Lasturbation by Phil Spinelli March 5, 2009
lasturbation
Bartholomew: Nah, I'd never get back with Kelly, even if she begged me.
Reginald: Really, dude? You had so much thirst last week.
Bartholomew: I finally lasturbated and now I don't need her. I even think she's kinda gross!
Bob: Oh hi, Mark! What's with the new chick? How did you manage to get over Stacy?
Mark: Lasturbation is the way, man.
Bob: Teach me, master.
Reginald: Really, dude? You had so much thirst last week.
Bartholomew: I finally lasturbated and now I don't need her. I even think she's kinda gross!
Bob: Oh hi, Mark! What's with the new chick? How did you manage to get over Stacy?
Mark: Lasturbation is the way, man.
Bob: Teach me, master.
lasturbation by legendsword2 July 9, 2018
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.