Lolsturbation
When a guy plays League of Legends and makes groaning noises as he plays sounding as if he is masturbating.
Lolsturbation by Cack Mongler December 1, 2011
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Lolsturbation
When one amuses oneself far too heavily, too often, and as a result, laughs out loud at their own jokes frequently.
Lolsturbation by Pseudo Hanyou October 29, 2009
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lasturbation
lasturbation by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008
lobsterbation
1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
lobsterbation by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005
Lasturbation
When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.
Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?
Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.
Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.
Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.
Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.
Lasturbation by Phil Spinelli March 5, 2009
lasturbation
Bartholomew: Nah, I'd never get back with Kelly, even if she begged me.
Reginald: Really, dude? You had so much thirst last week.
Bartholomew: I finally lasturbated and now I don't need her. I even think she's kinda gross!
Bob: Oh hi, Mark! What's with the new chick? How did you manage to get over Stacy?
Mark: Lasturbation is the way, man.
Bob: Teach me, master.
Reginald: Really, dude? You had so much thirst last week.
Bartholomew: I finally lasturbated and now I don't need her. I even think she's kinda gross!
Bob: Oh hi, Mark! What's with the new chick? How did you manage to get over Stacy?
Mark: Lasturbation is the way, man.
Bob: Teach me, master.
lasturbation by legendsword2 July 9, 2018
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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