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Lolsturbation

When a guy plays League of Legends and makes groaning noises as he plays sounding as if he is masturbating.
Lots of nerdy guys can practice lolsturbation for hours each night instead of doing their homework.
by Cack Mongler December 1, 2011
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Lolsturbation

When one amuses oneself far too heavily, too often, and as a result, laughs out loud at their own jokes frequently.
Man, this chick always laughs at her own jokes. It's like a serious case of lolsturbation.
by Pseudo Hanyou October 29, 2009
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lasturbation

the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out
"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart."
by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008
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lobsterbation

1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005
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Lasturbation

When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.
Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?

Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.

Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting

Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.
by Phil Spinelli March 5, 2009
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lasturbation

The last time you masturbate to someone before you get over them.
Bartholomew: Nah, I'd never get back with Kelly, even if she begged me.
Reginald: Really, dude? You had so much thirst last week.
Bartholomew: I finally lasturbated and now I don't need her. I even think she's kinda gross!

Bob: Oh hi, Mark! What's with the new chick? How did you manage to get over Stacy?
Mark: Lasturbation is the way, man.
Bob: Teach me, master.
by legendsword2 July 9, 2018
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