lolstains

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The art of LOL-ing to such an extent that one ejaculates or urinates a small amount in their underwear.

DUDE1: hahahah just saw that clip on failbog I was so ROFL!
DUDE2: hah yeh mate its so funny I had lolstains everwhere
DUDE1: oh.. well thats not cool
DUDE2: I know I'm ashamed - was such a bitch to clean off

lolstains by Banterbus October 14, 2009

Words you can keep

LolSkins

The Washington Redskins nickname on Message Boards because they make people laugh with their horrible playcalling and horrible players

The Lolskins Fake FG was so bad

500 lols for the LOLSkins

LolSkins by Sasnak_Ehtalo April 25, 2010

Related Words

lolstains • LolSkins • lolstein • lostainic • lost in space • Lost in Sauce

lolstein

When a person of the Jewish faith, or one who appears to be of the Jewish faith, laughs.

"One time my I was on a motorcycle and my earlocks began to flap in the wind!"

(Lolsteins) "Hahahahahha that must have been hilarious."
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Dude, that rabbi totally lolsteined when I told him the story about that Palestinian hooker.

lolstein by Don'tFearTheReaper October 8, 2008

lostainic

Adjective. Slang for 'local, sustainable, and organic'. Describes something, (particularly food), that fits all three aforementioned criteria.

The restaurant offered lostainic produce from the local farmer's market.

lostainic by pacuare January 11, 2011

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026