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The art of LOL-ing to such an extent that one ejaculates or urinates a small amount in their underwear.
DUDE1: hahahah just saw that clip on failbog I was so ROFL!
DUDE2: hah yeh mate its so funny I had lolstains everwhere
DUDE1: oh.. well thats not cool
DUDE2: I know I'm ashamed - was such a bitch to clean off
lolstains by Banterbus October 14, 2009
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LolSkins 

The Washington Redskins nickname on Message Boards because they make people laugh with their horrible playcalling and horrible players
The Lolskins Fake FG was so bad

500 lols for the LOLSkins
LolSkins by Sasnak_Ehtalo April 25, 2010
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lolstein 

When a person of the Jewish faith, or one who appears to be of the Jewish faith, laughs.
"One time my I was on a motorcycle and my earlocks began to flap in the wind!"

(Lolsteins) "Hahahahahha that must have been hilarious."
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Dude, that rabbi totally lolsteined when I told him the story about that Palestinian hooker.
lolstein by Don'tFearTheReaper October 8, 2008

lostainic 

Adjective. Slang for 'local, sustainable, and organic'. Describes something, (particularly food), that fits all three aforementioned criteria.
The restaurant offered lostainic produce from the local farmer's market.
lostainic by pacuare January 11, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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