Loag

The act of firing of a hot load while dropping a log.

Ant: You won't believe me but my girl gave me a blumpkin last night.

Me: Good for you. My girl is a twat waffle and won't do that so I have to loag on the toilet to simulate.

Loag by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

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The best math teacher you will ever have, a loague can be identified by their deep monotone voice, a speedo jacket and their breath with the scent of alcohol, for they drink every day of the week.(except for Sunday for AA meetings)

My math teacher is such a loague.

loague by Long Charles 18+ October 9, 2017

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Loagen

A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.

You are such a Loagen.

Loagen by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019

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Loagy

To be sad, dispondent, tired, bored, easily agitated, and all around unhappy. Similiar to the term blah. Most often associated with pre-menstrual syndrome or a feeling of general un-ease.

"Man, I sure feel loagy today."
"Wow! Could she be anymore loagy?"
"Jen's been a little loagy lately."

Loagy by "Cuba", "El Conquistador" July 7, 2008