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The best math teacher you will ever have, a loague can be identified by their deep monotone voice, a speedo jacket and their breath with the scent of alcohol, for they drink every day of the week.(except for Sunday for AA meetings)
My math teacher is such a loague.
loague by Long Charles 18+ October 9, 2017
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Farmers league 

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin

League of Legends

Birth control.
League of Legends is a method of birth control.

Elite League 

The Elite League refers to StarGirl, Erica Nlewedims fanbase. Members of the fanbase are usually called Elites. They love and support her, her acting career, hype and promote brands she's affiliated with. The Elites show Erica enormous support and have grown to be a formidable fanbase.
The Elites love StarGirl Erica
The Elite League are a huge fanbase
Elite League by anonymous March 25, 2021

Trump league

One step below Bush League
Donald's White House cabinet is horrible, they are so Trump League!
Trump league by Mileofkyle February 9, 2017

league weeb

Someone so obsessed with the characters from the game League of Legends, especially the female ones, that they can almost be classified as a Weeaboo, but don't fit the exact definition of the word
Jeez did you see that guy, he has all the LoL t-shirts, posters and statues, what a league weeb
league weeb by goddamnthisshit April 2, 2017

Farmers League 

A term used to as an insult to define an Association Fooball league that lacks depth of quality.
A farmers league can have a couple of good teams in it, but if the rest are that bad that a "farmer" could play in it, then it can be labelled a farmers league.

Plumbers league is a term that infers the same meaning and is used on occasion.

A league that is won by the same side, over and over again is not necessarily a farmers league, as it can still have other strong teams in it.

Ligue 1 is a good example of a farmers league as it only has 1 good side. The rest of the league consists of mediocrity.
Bundesliga and Serie A are not farmers leagues, as both leagues are full of good sides.
Ligue 1 is a dead set Farmers League. With the exception of PSG, it is mud. My uncle , who's a plumber, could get a game for a club like Strasbourg. My aunty, who's a farmers wife, would get a game for Auxerre.
Farmers League by StuTheDon March 29, 2023
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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