The main character in many jokes, he'
s often misshearing words and telling them to others in distasteful ways. Known for giving his teachers terrible times, as he uses foul language, and makes sexual references. He often walks in on his
parents in bed, or discovers his mother with the milkman. An all around bastard of a child.
Sometimes the jokes are twisted to feature Little Susie, or
Sally, depending on the narrator. She'
s usually just as bad.
Esther Cohen was testing her 2nd grade class's imagination. She put her hand in a box, removed something without the class seeing what it was, put her hand behind and asked "Class I am holding something in my hand, its round, red and is edible, what is it?
Several hands went up.
Esther said, "Yes Robert".
Robert, "Is it an
apple?"
Esther replied, "No Robert. Who else can try?"
Peter called out, "It's an orange."
The young teacher said, "No."
James shouted, "It's a tomato!"
"Very good
James, that's correct," the teacher answered.
Little
Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Cohen, I also want to test the class's imagination."
Esther, reluctant to call on
Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language, said "Okay, go ahead".
Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long and has a head, what is it?"
The class was quiet and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "
Johnny sit down and keep quiet. I don't want any of your silly jokes."
Johnny, smiling removes his hand from his pocket and says, "It's a match stick, Miss Cohen. You have a lot of imagination."