geemeister's definitions

fossil watching

Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break

'coming out saturday nite jim?'
'nope, gotta go fossil watching'

by geemeister November 18, 2004

reaper

From 'grim reaper', the 'grim' refers to a mans wife/girlfriend being ugly/moody etc.Thus 'reaper'

'wheres Steve tonite?'
'oh hes stuck at home with the reaper'

by geemeister November 18, 2004

cunstable

police constable.Officer of the law

"good evening cunstable"

by geemeister November 19, 2004

little jonny ring-ding

Usually a teenage owner of a 50/125cc motorcycle/scooter, who affiliates with 'townies'.Rides around and around town centres late at nite with baffles removed from exhaust system,trying to squeeze that extra mph out of their rusting heaps of crap.

track suit bottomed,crash helmet carrying chavs found in areas immediately around Mcdonalds

by geemeister November 19, 2004

blingbay

aka:- ebay, place to make shed loads of cash

'betta check my listings on blingbay'

by geemeister November 18, 2004

square head

German person, reference to WWII nazi soldiers helmets.

'have you met Jurgen?'
'who? oh, the square head....'

by geemeister November 18, 2004

grunderhunter

A hideously over made up munter.Often overweight, always ugly

"my god mate look at that grunderhunter stood at the bar"

by geemeister November 19, 2004