little hands 

It's believed that a man with little hands will also have a little penis. There is no correlation between the size of a man's hands or feet to his penis size.

Joe could have got so much more pussy but because of his little hands the girls steered away from him. The girls that he did hook up with got themselves a big surprise and got plugged real good.

little hands by jimmybomm April 22, 2021

gay little hands 

when a man has disproportionately small and weak looking hands. anyone encountering a human with gay little hands is encouraged to abuse them to the fullest. not to be confused with birth defects such as baby arms or baby hands, both of which are entirely acceptable unlike gay little hands.

man 1: wow, have you noticed Gayvid's gay little hands?

man 2: unfortunately yes i have. how does he hold a pen with those gay little hands?

man 1: i don't know but they sure are disgusting, fuck him.

gay little hands by fartfactory June 13, 2010

Little Boy Hands (LBH) Syndrome 

When a grown man has the hands of a middle school aged year old boy. Everything else is very manly except for the hands. They are, however, known to be rather adorable. Some characteristics include: hairlessness, excessive nose picking, soft texture, perfect cuticles, shiny nail beds, short fingers in comparison to arm length.

Despite being 6'7'', his little boy hands (LBH) syndrome make him look as if he wouldn't be able to hurt a fly.

Little Boy Hands (LBH) Syndrome by madsss1 September 9, 2019

big orange muppet with little grabby hands 

Nickname for President Donald Trump

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands

big orange muppet with little grabby hands by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017

low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands. 

A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.

See: pedophile

I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…

See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck

Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english

Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.

Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-

low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands. by Massive rotating balls god August 20, 2022

handsome little devil 

Ur manipulative, adorable little brother

My brother is such a handsome little devil.

handsome little devil by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister June 3, 2021

Little Caesar’s Hand Job 

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

Little Caesar’s Hand Job by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022