cranioDan11's definitions

Raisiningly cold

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins

Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.

by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016

fuxillion

An infinite amount.

There must be a fuxillion mosquitos in my back yard.

by cranioDan11 May 4, 2021

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

Stappulation

The practice of adding an absurd amount of R's to any song while singing it, reminiscent of Creed front man Scott Stapp.

When I sing along to certain songs, I can't help but include some serious Stappulation. For example: Wirth arrrms wired open

by cranioDan11 October 9, 2021

mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021

Bitchuation

A bitch of a situation or hard to make choice; a dilemma

This is tough one...a real bitchuation.

by cranioDan11 May 12, 2021

Nirvanamatopoeia

The characteristic of a song or band sounding like Nirvana rip-off. Also known as "Sounds Like Teen Spirit".

"Whoa!!! That song has a serious case of Nirvanamatopoeia!"

by cranioDan11 November 4, 2023