Raisiningly cold

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins

Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.

by cranioDan11 November 23, 2015

big orange muppet with little grabby hands

Nickname for President Donald Trump

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands

by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

fuxillion

An infinite amount.

There must be a fuxillion mosquitos in my back yard.

by cranioDan11 May 04, 2021

Bitchuation

A bitch of a situation or hard to make choice; a dilemma

This is tough one...a real bitchuation.

by cranioDan11 May 13, 2021

Stappulation

The practice of adding an absurd amount of R's to any song while singing it, reminiscent of Creed front man Scott Stapp.

When I sing along to certain songs, I can't help but include some serious Stappulation. For example: Wirth arrrms wired open

by cranioDan11 October 09, 2021

point of eww

A person's opinion regarding something he or she dislikes.

I think the whole idea of eating raw fish is nasty, but that's just my point of eww.

by cranioDan11 April 26, 2012