2 definitions by fartfactory

a gaylord named david. mix the two words and you get gayvid.

a very illogical thinker.

the owner of a set of gay little hands.

someone you would love to lay a beating on.
man 1: i punched gayvid in his face this morning.

man 2: good, i hate gayvid.
by fartfactory June 11, 2010
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when a man has disproportionately small and weak looking hands. anyone encountering a human with gay little hands is encouraged to abuse them to the fullest. not to be confused with birth defects such as baby arms or baby hands, both of which are entirely acceptable unlike gay little hands.
man 1: wow, have you noticed Gayvid's gay little hands?

man 2: unfortunately yes i have. how does he hold a pen with those gay little hands?

man 1: i don't know but they sure are disgusting, fuck him.
by fartfactory June 11, 2010
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