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Litosaurus 

A person who instantly falls asleep in cars parked in random driveways. May occasionally spill cups of ice water on themselves due to falling asleep.
There was a litosaurus in my front yard again this morning.
Litosaurus by Da hyena August 30, 2016
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Lolosaurus Rex 

A larger, more stupid species of the lolozaur family, known for its haunting, beastly cry between other lolosauruses; LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Man 1: "What in the fuck is that?"

Paleontologist: "Oh shit, lolosaurus Rex!"

Lolosaurus Rex: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Lolosaurus Rex by Perry H. Christ September 27, 2008

Jitosaurus Rex 

An extension of the word "Jit" with the same meaning
Can also be used as just "Jitosaurus"
Bro stop being such a jitosaurus rex
Jitosaurus Rex by DaPhatBoi February 27, 2023

Clitosaurus

noun:

One who's clit is Enormous or Dino-like.
She is a Clitosaurus
Clitosaurus by zmarinelli January 21, 2011

Titosaurus 

A girl with tits so large that they would be proportionate to someone the size of a dinosaur.
Did you see the rack on her, she was a real Titosaurus, I'd love to motorboat those monsters.
Titosaurus by Jay bonjo July 15, 2009

lolosaurus 

Greater than LOL, ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO and ROFFLES, Lolosaurus is perhaps the greatest e-way of saying "I find that funny and would wish to say so in a gradiose fashion" however if it were to ever be translated into a laugh it would kill the laugher.
Billy:*rolls eyes*
Timmy: That's what your mom did last night!
Billy:STFU!
Timmy: Lolosaurus!
lolosaurus by Jeans May 31, 2005

laptosaurus 

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi
- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"
laptosaurus by claiwette March 30, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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