Litosaurus

A person who instantly falls asleep in cars parked in random driveways. May occasionally spill cups of ice water on themselves due to falling asleep.

There was a litosaurus in my front yard again this morning.

by Da hyena August 30, 2016

Lolosaurus Rex

A larger, more stupid species of the lolozaur family, known for its haunting, beastly cry between other lolosauruses; LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Man 1: "What in the fuck is that?"

Paleontologist: "Oh shit, lolosaurus Rex!"

Lolosaurus Rex: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

by Perry H. Christ September 27, 2008

Jitosaurus Rex

An extension of the word "Jit" with the same meaning
Can also be used as just "Jitosaurus"

Bro stop being such a jitosaurus rex

by DaPhatBoi February 27, 2023

Clitosaurus

noun:

One who's clit is Enormous or Dino-like.

She is a Clitosaurus

by zmarinelli January 21, 2011

Titosaurus

A girl with tits so large that they would be proportionate to someone the size of a dinosaur.

Did you see the rack on her, she was a real Titosaurus, I'd love to motorboat those monsters.

by Jay bonjo July 15, 2009

lolosaurus

Greater than LOL, ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO and ROFFLES, Lolosaurus is perhaps the greatest e-way of saying "I find that funny and would wish to say so in a gradiose fashion" however if it were to ever be translated into a laugh it would kill the laugher.

Billy:*rolls eyes*
Timmy: That's what your mom did last night!
Billy:STFU!
Timmy: Lolosaurus!

by Jeans May 31, 2005

laptosaurus

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi

- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"

by claiwette March 30, 2009