Definitions by Jeans

Qloom 

1: n. A baby thief
2: v. To steal a baby

1. The police caught the qloom, but not without massive casualties.

2. While at the daycare, I qloomed until my backpack was full

Qloom by Jeans July 19, 2007

panic! at the disco 

Probably a fire. Because if I were at the disco and there were a fire I would most likely panic(!), though they say not to. Panicking at the disco usually leads to people getting trampled, so be careful.

Sally (breathless): Panic! at the Disco.
John (Aghast): Yeah, I saw you trample that old lady on the news.

panic! at the disco by Jeans May 19, 2006

pankake 

Similar to bukake, however in this term it involves delicious syrup.

Hey did you see Pam at Denny's? Pam loves the pankake!

pankake by Jeans May 18, 2006

CIUYCH 

Cram it up your Cram Hole.
Used as a less vulgar and less effective way of saying STFU.

Steve:You're a dumbface
Jared:CIUYCH
Steve:I didn't ask where babies come from, I mean really STFU dude!

CIUYCH by Jeans June 1, 2005

fyuck 

The retarded way in which enraged emo people say fuck, but with an extra y for the pain that they are feeling inside.

When Avril screamed "FYUCK YOU!" to the camera, the viewers were both offended and sad for her.

fyuck by Jeans May 31, 2005

lolosaurus 

Greater than LOL, ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO and ROFFLES, Lolosaurus is perhaps the greatest e-way of saying "I find that funny and would wish to say so in a gradiose fashion" however if it were to ever be translated into a laugh it would kill the laugher.

Billy:*rolls eyes*
Timmy: That's what your mom did last night!
Billy:STFU!
Timmy: Lolosaurus!

lolosaurus by Jeans May 31, 2005

Emogirl 

An internet identity that used pictures of suicide and other "stuff" to try and gather attention. Neither a troll or a real person, they fall into the nether realm with Ogres and Santa claus. May have been a real person at one time, but overexposure to crappy music has lead them down the path to emogirlism. The best bet to avoid is for mods to delete her posts immediately.

Emogirl: I'm an emogirl, and if you delete this post not only are you confirming your homosexuality, you are sew not kewl.

Emogirl by Jeans May 31, 2005