The dinosaur god, or the lord of all the great lizards. A unique specimen, the skeleton of which has never been found, but the image of which appears in many of the earliest cave paintings, depicted as a giant bearded lizard seated on a cloud or floating in a celestial environment.
Early Brontosauri used to raise their heads and low to the sky in praise of the mighty Theosaurus.
Later Brontosauri built piles of rubble in homage to him.
The Thotosaurus is a prehistoric species, That once dominated clubs and street corners, but now is out of its prime. A Thotosaurus is an evolved version of what we now we now know today as a bona fide thot. Also see cougar teradacthoe and thotabe.
"Hey kids, if you look to your left you will see a group of Thotosauruses."
"That chick ain't a Thot! She outta her prime, nigga. She just a Thotosaurus!"
"Hey bro, look at that chick. She looks hot from here.
'Nah bro, that ol' broad's looks are deceiving! She just a Thotosaurus!'"