The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.
She: “Hey sexy let’s go knock boots.”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”
by KissMyKooch June 15, 2009
Get the literality mug.Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Free-thinker: *shids on floor*
Employee: Get out!
Free-thinker: this is literally 1984! Communism has gone too far
Employee: Get out!
Free-thinker: this is literally 1984! Communism has gone too far
by free think er July 20, 2021
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by VibezXD February 25, 2023
Get the LiterallyWize mug.a "literally me character" is a character in which filmbros identify, some examples of literally me characters are:
Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, Ryan Gosling in Drive, Tyler Durden in Fight Club
if a filmbro tells you that he really is like one of these characters RUN
Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, Ryan Gosling in Drive, Tyler Durden in Fight Club
if a filmbro tells you that he really is like one of these characters RUN
by yo:) April 15, 2022
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wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
Get the literally mug.Person 1: I am literally going to have a stroke if I see another tweet about fake news.
Person 2: Are you really? Should I call 911?
Person 1: Why would you call 911?
Person 2: Are you really? Should I call 911?
Person 1: Why would you call 911?
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