Litrality 

The literal reality of something

The litrality is that we don't have any money

The litrality of the situation is the car is broken

He broke up with me, that's the litrality

Litrality by Theleprecon April 9, 2022

literality 

The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.

She: “Hey sexy let’s go knock boots.”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”

literality by KissMyKooch June 15, 2009

lethality

Lethality basically means deadliness.. Or how something is capable of causing death

Jim used Ak47 and killed the zombies like hell..

Here Jim's lethality is seen

lethality by Jitesh January 8, 2016

Litrally 

The short and easy version of literally.

I litrally just pissed my self.

Litrally by Touge February 4, 2013

Litrally 

An misspoken appropriation of the adverb "literally". Has no actual definition, but is used as verbal filler by annoying and vapid social media users in an attempt to sound sophisticated. Citing misuse by historical writers as an excuse, it has infiltrated the modern vernacular. It has managed to surface as an alternate definition to literally in "current year" online dictionaries by other vapid social media users who leveraged diversity requirements to get a job with them.

A less annoying word, I am not aware of.

I litrally just .. (insert every activity known to man here)

I litrally can't .. (followed by nothing, for additional annoyance points)

Litrally by The Flange Flogger March 24, 2019

litraly 

When your friends say the same thing at the time

They all said "litraly"

litraly by Jjgizzi May 6, 2018

Literalit 

Short for Literally Lit.

"Bro, hey bro."
"What?"
"I'm LITERALIT bro.🔥😂"

Literalit by Dr3amReaper August 6, 2019